If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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