honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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