I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
