I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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