new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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