My nipple is on Facebook.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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