Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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