No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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