Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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