ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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