the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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