just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Success! We fucked roommates!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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