I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
