He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize