I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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