I CAN MOONWALK!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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