I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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