There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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