some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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