Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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