This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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