those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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