she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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