and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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