I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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