Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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