Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
His hands were made for my vagina.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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