ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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