True but thats because hes a fetus.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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