when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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