Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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