Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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