I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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