I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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