Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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