i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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