your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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