What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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