But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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