she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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