its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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