Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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