It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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