Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
