i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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