You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize