i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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