You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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