Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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