Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
