Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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